hell yes lets make some ravioli
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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