Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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