Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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