i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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