Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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