I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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