smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she pinky promised me she was 18
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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