I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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