So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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