i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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