dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i now understand why vodka
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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