Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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