I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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