im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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