Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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