can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
They have beer where we have blood.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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