So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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