well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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