Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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