So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
