why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm just crazy horny about you
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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