when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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