The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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