What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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