I look better un-naked...
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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