Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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