Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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