I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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