Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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