I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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