It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Someone signed my nipple.
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