I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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