you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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