Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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