What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I forget how to act sober
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