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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.

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(440): View more from Ohio

FIrst one done

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How did it go?

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I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"

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(270): View more from Kentucky

guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.

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(801): View more from Utah

I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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(425): View more from Washington

Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable

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(765): View more from Indiana

Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.

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(775): View more from Nevada

My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha

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