Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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