I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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