I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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