I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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