I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she pinky promised me she was 18
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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