Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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