I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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