Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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