woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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