how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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