The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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