she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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