the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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