What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
