I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
NoShamevember. You game?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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