My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
MIDGETS
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Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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