new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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